After a Starbucks in Philadelphia called the police on two young black men for loitering, it seems Starbucks has changed their policy about allowing anyone and everyone to just hang out in their locations, even if they don’t buy anything.
Or as we normal people call it, loitering.
Which could be problematic in cities with large homeless populations but HEY, whatever makes them feel like they’re doing something to combat racism or sexism or homophobia … or whatever it is they’re combatting these days.
Iowahawk played this perfectly:
THE BATHROOM IS ANKLE DEEP IN HOBO POOP PLEASE CLEAN IT UP ZACK pic.twitter.com/vYoBwA951q
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 21, 2018
COME ON ZACK.
you know you're in a world class cosmopolitan city when all the bathrooms have to be kept under lock & key like the crown jewels
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 21, 2018
I'd estimate Los Angeles has fewer accessible public restrooms than Moville, Iowa
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 21, 2018
And he’d be right.
Luckily, San Francisco solved the public restroom availability crisis
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 21, 2018
Right?
Whoohoo!
You're slurring veterans and other human beings. Classy.
— Tommy MMXIXtopher (@tommyxtopher) May 21, 2018
Dafuq?
How is this "slurring veterans?"
I'ma veteran, and have successfully retained my critical "don't poop on the floor of the bathroom" training.— Bryan Suits (Not California Compliant) (@darksecretplace) May 21, 2018
After a 4-5 tiki drinks I bet you become a slurring veteran
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 21, 2018
Full transparency, after 4-5 tiki drinks this editor becomes a slurring editor … or something.
OK, which Starbucks serves tiki drinks, and why was I not told of this? I might actually go to one for that.
— Pam D (@lifebythecreek) May 21, 2018
Right?
You, sir, are guilty of hobophobia
— Bossy Brat (@JGalt09) May 21, 2018
Ha!
You say barista
I say librarian
Barista
Librarian
Lets hose the whole place down— OKA The Chent (@TheChent) May 21, 2018
I saw Hobo Poop open for the Pretenders in Dallas, 1982
— peter (@peter24210275) May 21, 2018
Ok, now this is just getting silly.
And we love it.
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