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Sir, YES SIR! Even The Onion seems to respect (and fear) Mad Dog James Mattis

After the morning news broke about Tillerson’s exit from the White House (among others … yikes), The Onion tweeted out what could be one of our favorite tweets since they took the media apart for fawning over the Oscars.

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Oh, and that time they made fun of Hillary threatening pneumonia’s life.

So third favorite? It’s pretty damn funny:

The Onion GETS it.

Notice they didn’t say anything negative or snarky about Mattis.

Guess they knew better.

Sometimes satire is truer than reality.

Trust us, we see a lot of satire every day, and the best satire comes close to the truth that you’re not quite sure.

Even the cats get it!


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