Wait, you mean there are water thingies where people can get a free drink at the airport?! What’s the name of this amazing, thrilling new magical device?! WE MUST KNOW!
BREAKING: Millennials discover the existence of water fountains. pic.twitter.com/qpYkjWypXA
— NeoN: Automataster (@neontaster) November 21, 2017
Oh, ya’ don’t say?
https://twitter.com/TheOpulentAmish/status/932827723193499649
WOW. Who would have ever thought there could be such an amazing contraption out there?!
Last week one of them discovered a phenomenon called 'roommates'.
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) November 21, 2017
Oh, that’s right! And they said millennials can’t learn.
When I see a water fountain next to toilets my brain goes straight to E. coli. I can think of no reasonable scenario in which I would get water from this source. I'm literally shaking right now.
— Sha (@quip1) November 21, 2017
The horror!
https://twitter.com/laurakpotter94/status/932973775896940544
The fact these people are so amazed by a water fountain makes us sad.
And laugh.
Game-changer.
— CLA (@ConservativeLA) November 21, 2017
You ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie.
Is this the same publication that discovered roommates ?
— Amy (@fiverrules) November 21, 2017
Winning.
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