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So much DERP: Olympian James Cracknell praises North Korea for its 'handle on obesity'

And you thought living under a cruel dictator didn’t have its benefits.

North Koreans have never looked so svelte.

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Hey folks! You may be starving to death but at LEAST you aren’t fat.

Oh, and it’s not just North Korea he praised …

Sounds like you need the government to starve its people if you actually want to have a ‘handle’ on obesity.

But none of them were fat!

Pretty sure Jenny Craig hasn’t pushed that angle with weight loss; “Sure, your kids might not grow as well but at least your ass won’t be fat.”

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Right Cracknell?

Indeed he did.

Whoohoo! Let’s hear it for starvation and malnourishment! Because no country starves its people like North Korea does … well, except maybe Cuba.

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