MOCKTACULAR! Jon Gabriel ZINGS failed Obama holiday in IL with one word, and it's PERFECT

Wait, you mean Illinois rejected an Obama holiday?

Illinois House rejects making Obama's birthday a state holiday https://t.co/YVXOXIAiNv pic.twitter.com/ESYwlyBPyn

— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) March 22, 2017

There’s just one word for that …

So racist. https://t.co/WCOqGfUH47

— jon gabriel (@exjon) March 22, 2017

Totally.

@AceofSpadesHQ He already has a street named after him in East St. Louis. What more does he really need?

— Paperwork Ninja (@PaperworkNinja) March 23, 2017

just a state holiday ? how about a world holiday ? state …. pfffft

— Fredo Delecto (@CapCube) March 23, 2017

Please don’t give them any ideas.

https://twitter.com/winningatmylife/status/844699943516471296

Wait. Maybe? Hrm … gotta think about this one. Suppose if the people who rejected the bill were women, but then again feminists say women can’t be sexist.

Too much thinking.

how about another nobel peace prize to lessen the sting

— Jerry Kazek (@JerryKazek) March 23, 2017

They just hand those things out like candy anyway, so why not?

@PolitiBunny Whaa, whaa, whaaaa!

— The Texist (@thunderstruckcp) March 24, 2017

*Sad Obama trombone*