It’s so rare when we get to write about a thread that makes us laugh that has NOTHING whatsoever to do with politics, and that’s why we love this thread from a former Subway employee talking about the sandwich they made for a customer that haunts their nightmares.

Honestly, the sandwich they describe does sound quite terrifying … but the way they tell the story is freakin’ hilarious.

Our apologies for laughing at their pain.

We worry about her too.

Here’s where it sort of goes off the rails.

However …

That’s a lot of ranch.

You guys ain’t seen NOTHIN’ yet.

HA HA HA HA HA

Not a great visual.

At. All.

HOLY CRAP.

We are a broken people.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

GROOOOOOOSS.

Evil sandwich … EVIL!

HA!

Great way to end it.

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