Ancient Chinese secret, eh Eric?

Sorry, that joke will never get old.

Pretty sure Rep. Eric Swalwell, who has relatively credible allegations against him about banging a Chinese spy, should avoid commenting on Russia or hacking or any sort of questionable international dealings.

Just sayin’.

HURR DURR.

Oof.

Could be.

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*dead*

Just barely.

Annnd this editor is officially dead.

Thanks for that.

Man, we owe Eric some fortune cookies or something … we really needed this laugh.

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