Ancient Chinese secret, eh Eric?
Sorry, that joke will never get old.
Pretty sure Rep. Eric Swalwell, who has relatively credible allegations against him about banging a Chinese spy, should avoid commenting on Russia or hacking or any sort of questionable international dealings.
While Republicans are losing their minds on Trump Island, the United States Government is being hacked. Anyone want to tell the President? Maybe, I don’t know, protect our country and the businesses affected?
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) December 17, 2020
— Dr Evil (@MD_STAT) December 17, 2020
Your self awareness is stunning…
— j smith (@jen87nc) December 17, 2020
Spy f*cker says what????
— Jeffrey "Big Guy" Voth (@Acuda4me) December 17, 2020
The hackers probably got the passwords when you leaked them to the Chinese spy you were banging.
— Ordy Packard's Peppermint Yule Log (@OrdyPackard) December 17, 2020
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) December 17, 2020
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Remember when Christine Fang's bosses stole the personal info of millions of current, past, and potential government employees when they hacked OMB?
— Business Master Crapplefratz (@Crapplefratz) December 17, 2020
Idk what was your job on the intel committee besides banging Chinese spies?
— Dan 🇺🇸 (@danieltobin) December 17, 2020
Looks like she traded up… pic.twitter.com/z6VD9UF3lV
— Dr. President-elect Redcloak the Unruly (@BrewingAle) December 17, 2020
Fang Fang says what now?
— Sarah (@BooBooNyc) December 17, 2020
I hack you long time, Eric. pic.twitter.com/YMNbg6qETN
— Master Holly Briden (@HollyBriden) December 17, 2020
Annnd this editor is officially dead.
Thanks for that.
I hope Xi sees this.
— Rob from Jersey (@Robsgymnasium) December 17, 2020
A Chinese spy hacked your zipper. When are you stepping down?@RepSwalwell
— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) December 17, 2020
Man, we owe Eric some fortune cookies or something … we really needed this laugh.