Chuck Norris turns 80 years old today.

We know, that’s hard to believe considering the action-star bada*s honestly seems timeless, almost immortal. The guy has been kicking butt for decades and even at 80 we’re pretty sure nobody wants a ‘piece of him.’ Unless of course, they want to get dropped.

Twitter was good enough to celebrate Chuck’s birthday and it was hilariously perfect:

Dude stopped a chainsaw with his hand!

Ouch.

Ouch.

Ouch.

That’s the Hulk!

These are so great.

Legend.

Happy Birthday Mr. Norris.

LEGEND!