Carpe Donktum put together ‘An Idiot’s Guide to Response on Political Twitter’ thread and OMG … he so nailed it. It’s almost as if the guy has spent some time on Twitter watching how the Left, media, and Never Trumpers respond every time Trump tweets anything.
An Idiots Guide to Response on Political Twitter
A thread.
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
If you’re looking for a reason to continue bothering with Twitter at all, this is it.
Enjoy.
Trump Tweets this Picture: pic.twitter.com/aQqPdXv2qS
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
A beautiful horse.
MAGA: THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HORSE THAT WAS EVER CREATED
LIBS: YOU SHOULD BE IN JAIL, THE HORSE DESERVES BETTER
CNN BREAKING NEWS: President Trump tweeted a horse that was probably thinking bad thoughts, our panel discusses after the break.
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
Also CNN: Why is Trump tweeting pictures of horses? Is this some sort of code for his Russian trolls?!
MSNBC: President Trump tweeted a picture of an Arabian horse, clearly a dog whistle to his Islamophobic base
Feminist Twitter: Why does the horse have to be a male? This is just another example of Trumps war on women.
Huffington Post: How Stallions are hurting transhorses
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
Transhorses.
Annnnnnnd this editor is officially dead. Thanks, Carpe.
Brian Stelter: President Trump tweeted this photo of a horse and did not credit the photographer. Every single day this president defies the norms and attacks the free press, thumbing his nose at decency.
Rachel Maddow: This horse, we found him, and we have his tax returns.
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
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Poor Tater.
Elizabeth Warren: This is a mockery of my people, they depended on horses, not for something pretty to look at, but to survive. We need to tax the rich to buy the poor their own horses.
Biden: I had a horse just like that when I was in the pony express with Obama.
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
HA HA HA HA … omg, Biden.
The Daily Beast: Trump's "Horse Picture" linked to Antisemitism, here is the horses address and social security number.
The New York Times: SOURCE says the Horse is the power behind the throne, Trump sits in his office watching gorilla channel all day.
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
Gorilla channel, who knew?
Bernie Sanders: Whats with a horse? You should have a horse. I should have a horse. We should ALL HAVE HORSES. The fat cats, they don't want us to have them, but together, WE ARE GOING TO GET THEM
Boot Edge Edge: My husband has a horse like that, we're gay married. Did you know?
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
Tom Steyer: I love horses they are awesome I want to save the horses we should all love horses I have supported horses my whole life I am running for president long pause because I have lots of money.
Kamala: That horse should be in jail, and I'm just the cop to do it.
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
Kamala won’t just put the horse in jail, she’ll put the horses’ family in jail too. Gotta teach ’em a lesson ya’ know.
Pelosi: This horsh that Tump tweefted, is a clear *hiccup* shignal that he is unqualitied for the othfice of the presidentury
AOC: Cows are bad, but horses are like literally the devil. This guy… a cosmopolitan? coming right up… like doesn't care about the environment AT ALL
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
Nancy’s speech … HA HA HA HA HA
We’re going to Hell for laughing at that, right?
Hannity: Tonight we are going to expose what the Destroy Trump Media doesn't want you to know about this noble horse, later we talk to the great one about horse pedigree
Juan Williams: Come on, this horse is clearly a call back to what Trump thinks was a better time… Slavery
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
Carpe is an equal opportunity ‘dunker’, which makes this even funnier.
Kanye: Yo. That's a horse.
MSM in Unison: Kanye has gone crazy again
Don Lemon: He… tweeted… a horse. I would say this was a new low for this white house… but I… would… be… lying. There has never been a white house… this.. racist.
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
Bloomberg to literally no one: I want to buy that horse and ride it to the white house!
Eric Swalwell: We have a president that just tweets things like this and… doesn't… think… about the consequences. It's time someone took the reigns *fart* and lead this country
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
YEEEES THE FART!
Hillary Clinton: It's times like these that I wish that I could tell every little girl in America that they can have a horse, but in Trump's America this is not the case. #WildHorsesCantStopWomen
Planned Parenthood: Horse Abortion is Horsecare
Comey: *Picture of him in a field*
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
Correction, picture of Comey riding a HORSE in a field.
Washington Post: Trump Horse sent homophobic tweets in 2008 #CancelHorses
Clapper: Throughout history, the men and women of the Intelligence community has been the bridle that steered this country away from danger. President Trump with his every action endangers this nation.
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
LeBron James: Chinese horses are better.
Elon Musk: I redesigned the horse and it is way cooler than that.
Everyone in Unison: Throw a ball at it
Elon Musk: uhhh naw.
Greta: I shouldn't be here, YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
Ben Rhodes: Uhhh I… I can't even.. uhh… thats alot to process.
Amy Klobuchar: I am not nervous, I am just naturally shaky.
Tulsi: That is a pretty horse, I don't agree with your politics but that is a nice horse
MSM in unison: TULSI IS EVIL
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
Acosta: I am down here at the border and I am not seeing any horse crisis as the president has claimed. *Karate chops staffer*
RussiaGaters: Remember that Putin had his picture taken on a horse, comrade Trump is signaling his boss that he is ready to receive orders.
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
All roads lead back to Putin.
Trump to reporters in front of Marine One:
What about the horse? I saw a horse, it was beautiful, did you see it? It was a great big beautiful horse and I thought, what a great horse, I should take a picture. So I did. No conspiracy, you people are so crazy. Its a horse! pic.twitter.com/93Wai4Ksp7
— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) December 3, 2019
HA!
So damn good.
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