— UPDATE —

The new account created by the Krassenstein Brothers has been suspended, because as anyone who spends any time on Twitter knows, if you create an account to evade suspension they will suspend you.

Again.

Never gets old.


They’re BAAAAAACK …

Or at least an account that really, really, really wants us to think he/she/they/zhe/ are the Krassenstein Brothers. And considering how long and absolutely whiny this thread is, we’re inclined to think it’s them.

Get a snack, this could take some time to read all the way through.

Trust us.

Yes, it’s so odd.

They really really really want to make sure they tell us all they didn’t buy any accounts.

So they were using multiple accounts.

But they said they weren’t? You know what … never mind.

Running multiple accounts to spam a message is actually a big no-no but whatevs.

See?! THEY DIDN’T BUY ANY ACCOUNTS.

lol

And there’s the ‘But Trump’ we were waiting for.

Nah, we’re pretty sure Twitter meant to remove them.

NOT A LETTER!

Pass.

Good GRAVY this thread is long.

Except this is not the conclusion …

Told you it’s long AF.

Uh huh.

You know what, they could still be adding tweets but this editor CAN’T EVEN.

Suffice to say, it looks like they’re really back … until Twitter suspends the for evading suspension.

Heh.


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