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'Fart-free chicken in every pot!' #OtherGreenNewDealPromises more BELIEVABLE than AOC's actual Green New Deal (and hilarious)

You know your legislation is really crap when a hashtag on Twitter full of funny promises is more believable than the actual promises you’re making in said legislation. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s ‘Green New Deal’ has been the butt of many, many jokes today (some of which we are responsible for) because COME ON ALREADY, just no. But this hashtag of #OtherGreenNewDealPromises is perhaps the best joke of all …

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Enjoy.

Does that make the bird juicier? Asking for a friend.

You joke, but we read a story where a cow-fart actually put some guy’s eye out.

Laugh it up!

What about deodorant?

Ok, but can they promise a chocolate river?

YES, there is a theme here for this editor today and she wants that chocolate river.

Don’t give these people any actual ideas for a new Council.

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Does this include razors?

FANCY!

*blinks*

O.

M.

G.

HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Wait. What about Pterodactyl … droppings?

Beto will be so pleased!

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Exciting stuff, man.

WHOOHOO! We can fly!

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This is strangely specific.

Yeaaaaah … no.

Dammit.

NO HAM!?

That’s a dealbreaker, man.

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Hey, it could happen.


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Faces that launched a 1000 laughs! Picture-thread of Democrats’ faces watching Trump’s SOTU is hilariously EPIC

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