Nothing says you’re a badass superpower like a tweet full of emoji for #WorldEmojiDay.

Dafuq people?!

We’d never stop making fun of the DOD if they had tweeted this while Obama was still president.


Makes you wonder.

This. ^

Join the club.

Of course, we’re usually confused so this is nothing new to us.

Sounds like a plan.

Sums it up.

C’mon you guys.

No WAY Mattis knows about this tweet.


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