It is our sworn DUTY here at Twitchy to bring you the best, the worst, the smartest, the dumbest, and the funniest that we can find on Twitter. No seriously, they make us take an oath and everything …

It’s a tough job but somebody has to do it.

And on that note, we present to you perhaps one of this editor’s favorite threads ever because not only does it destroy the Left’s perpetual shrieking any time we push to shrink government but it also uses one of the world’s greatest entertainers, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, to mock the thread.

Trust us, this is good.

The horror eh?

Well, clearly this will be some scary stuff.

So streamlining and removing redundancy which often times makes it tough to track fraud which would ultimately help more people and save Americans a good deal of money in taxes. Sounds good.

HA HA HA HA HA HA.

It’s all a plot!

OH NO! IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD! GOVERNMENT IS SHRINKING.

And she acts like this is a bad thing.

Not to brag, but this editor is already a friend.

Which sadly isn’t all that tough to beat but we get it and agree.

One of the best threads maybe ever.


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