This is so good.
But not for John Fugelsang.
Look, we get it, writing funny tweets is tough … but if it doesn’t work the first time or even the second or third time, it might be a hint that the joke just isn’t that funny.
Saying you're a "vegetarian who eats fish" is like saying "maybe one day this joke will be funny." #Fugelsanging pic.twitter.com/aMCKcpdOih
— Kate Hyde (@KateHydeNY) April 30, 2018
HA HA HA HA HA.
John manages to bring up being gay and being a vegetarian in one bomb of a joke, that takes talent, right?
No?
Heh.
I've seen this guy and his repeat tweets multiple times…is he even real? It's like one of those "quote of the day" calendars that they just keep recycling.
— Mike Letalien/Coach Crash (@Coach_Crash) April 30, 2018
We’re pretty sure he’s real; he has this editor blocked in fact.
— Goo T. Gwaba (@GooGwaba) April 30, 2018
Ha!
— Mike (@Foggy0wl) April 30, 2018
He's just playing the long game, every time he reposts it he gets more likes. In 20 or 30 more years he might have a viral tweet on his hands.
— Maticus (@TehMaticus) April 30, 2018
He’s sorta like the little engine that could, but change that to couldn’t.
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If you build it (over and over and over), they will come?
— Andrew McLaurin (@andrew_mclaurin) May 1, 2018
Not necessarily.
Damn, he’s committed to his similes. ?
— AGIRL (@ShortPants78) May 1, 2018
Hey, good point.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
— The Notorious D.A.N. (@dansbrain) April 30, 2018
So far, John has taken five different shots at this joke and he just keeps missing.
The correct term is vegaquarian
— Mick Mulvany (@MickMulvany) April 30, 2018
Who knew?
Learn something new every day.
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