This is so good.

But not for John Fugelsang.

Look, we get it, writing funny tweets is tough … but if it doesn’t work the first time or even the second or third time, it might be a hint that the joke just isn’t that funny.

HA HA HA HA HA.

John manages to bring up being gay and being a vegetarian in one bomb of a joke, that takes talent, right?

No?

Heh.

We’re pretty sure he’s real; he has this editor blocked in fact.

Ha!

He’s sorta like the little engine that could, but change that to couldn’t.

Not necessarily.

Hey, good point.

So far, John has taken five different shots at this joke and he just keeps missing.

Who knew?

Learn something new every day.


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