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BRO, do you even math? CAPS’ Igor Volsky gets SLAPPED with fact check after LAME AR-15 rant

If Igor Volsky clutched his pearls any tighter he might hurt himself …

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WHAT?! SOMEONE LIKES SHOOTING THE AR-15!???

Monster!

So many KILLED in 11 years … wait, what?

If you do the math (we know, math is a real bummer), you’re looking at 15 people a year, or 1.25 people a month. We don’t even want to think about what .25 of a person actually looks like.

Heh.

But c’mon, more people are killed by Tide Pods than an AR-15.

https://twitter.com/davidharsanyi/status/969552939202301954?s=21

Oh yeah, and lots and lots of people have been knifed to death.

Or beaten to death.

Or blown up.

Or drowned.

But hey, let’s focus on ONE gun because we think it’s especially evil and scary.

Holy crap! 1.25 people are killed by vending machines every month?!

Clearly, we need some common sense vending machine control.

https://twitter.com/TheOpulentAmish/status/969581160702472193

Pure evil.

https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/969565917914025984

Because other evil guns were involved BUT they don’t know the names of those guns so they focus on the AR-15.

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They saw it in a movie once or something. *shrug*

Minivans will be the end of civilization as we know it. Mark our words.

Not sure Democrats could necessarily run on common sense lawn mower control, but anything is possible.


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