As far as we know, summer has always been hot and winter has always been cold … so pretty sure this line of thinking from Bill Nye and the New York Times is well, dumb.

Bill Nye the ‘Doesn’t Understand Seasons’ Guy?

And he says we can control it?

YES, WE HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO CONTROL WINTER. Out with you, evil snow!

Holy cow.

No, he’s not.

And until 2017 there were no Hurricanes … or tornadoes … or blizzards.

Yup.

That’s because CLIMATE CHANGES! OMG!!!

We must control summer NOW! Eleventy!

Bill. Mankind cannot control the seasons, so if you’re really going to claim we can stop hot summers and cold winters … maybe you should just stick with the creepy ice cream skits.

Don’t ask.

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