UPDATE: Nobody Melinda Byerley issues half-assed apology after trashing middle America

Hey y’all, Melinda is sorry.

Don’t know who Melinda is or why she’s sorry? Well let us explain … over the weekend, Melinda took it upon herself to write an awful, hateful post about how middle America is stupid, racist, sexist and bigoted. We were kind enough to cover it here.

Well, as you can imagine, middle America didn’t exactly appreciate her post and defended themselves with great fervor. Huh, who’da thunk if you insult a large group of people in such a gross way they might be offended.

So Melinda is sorry.

https://twitter.com/MJB_SF/status/818221857497223168

Sorry for what she wrote or sorry that she received so much negative feedback?

https://twitter.com/MJB_SF/status/818222218316369920

What?

Sure "Next Time"
Don't fret it, you already gave us permission not to listen.@MJB_SF

— Brad Slager: It's Lt-Col-VP-Rev-Kaiser, SIR ? ? (@MartiniShark) January 9, 2017

I speak about my mid-america birthplace all the time in inartful & disrespectful ways. Not real concerned right now about politeness

— uvioletrae (@uvioletrae) January 9, 2017

Right.

https://twitter.com/OhioCoastie/status/818270254006681601

It’s so brave to trash and objectify a faceless people, right?

Hmmm, my rejection of your non-apology is also inartful. #notsorry @MJB_SF pic.twitter.com/TZqVvnXCJj

— Victor Nikki?? (@HapkidoBigDad) January 8, 2017

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