Last year, Twitchy set you up with the very best #InfoWarsPickupLines to use on the Planet Infowars dating site. Chances are everything’s worked out spectacularly and you find yourself in need of some #InfowarsValentines this holiday. Fear not: Twitter is here to help.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jet fuel can't melt steel
Illuminati watching you— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) February 14, 2014
I'm over the moon for you (even though we never walked on it, really). #InfowarsValentines
— Mike (@ThePantau) February 15, 2014
My HAARP Belongs To You
— Tim Shutters (@TimShutters) February 15, 2014
#InfowarsValentines
I see the drones
Copters, spies
Bionic recording
Implant eye
Your tinfoil hat
Shows you care
Like my leaden
Underwear— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) February 15, 2014
Rose are red
Violets are blue
The people are made docile
By chemtrails— Tim Shutters (@TimShutters) February 15, 2014
#InfowarsValentines
I know you conspire
To steal my heart
Cut my ribcage apart
Sell my soul to The Lizards
Tracking chip inside
My gizzard— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) February 15, 2014
https://twitter.com/daishaa_san/status/434488313324380160
Fluoride love to hold you right now. #InfowarsValentines
— Mike (@ThePantau) February 15, 2014
Fire can't melt steel, but you melted my heart. #InfowarsValentines
— Will Upton (@wupton) February 15, 2014
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@MangyLover You caught my eye, like Costas's stye. Grandest rose of bright vermillion, big as wig of Wendy Williams #InfowarsValentines
— TresHall (@gingertreshall) February 15, 2014
You're My Tinfoil Hat #InfowarsValentines
— Area Man (@lheal) February 15, 2014
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https://twitter.com/IPAzRGR8/status/434502971523465216
#InfowarsValentines You've stolen my heart, and hidden it away in an NSA data depository in Utah.
— Roland le Fartere (@Crapplefratz) February 15, 2014
@exjon Let me be your Illuminaughty #InfoWarsValentines
— Occidendum Misique (@Noah_Pology) February 15, 2014
Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
At least that's what
They want you to think.#InfowarsValentines— jon gabriel (@exjon) February 15, 2014
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https://twitter.com/bitingtea/status/434505017853104130
#InfoWarsValentines I'll chemtrail you 2 the ends of the Earth
— Natasha Fatale, Pottsylvanian Spy & Bombshell (@N_Fatale) February 15, 2014
My heart explodes for you like a controlled demolition #InfoWarsValentines
— Kim Jong-unthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) February 15, 2014
My love is not a false flag #InfoWarsValentines
— Occidendum Misique (@Noah_Pology) February 15, 2014
#InfowarsValentines
Roses are Red
Seaweed is Damp
I Hope We Both End up
In the Same FEMA Camp!— Roland le Fartere (@Crapplefratz) February 15, 2014
#InfowarsValentines My love for you is no false flag
— Ferg (@christoferguson) February 15, 2014
#InfowarsValentines I just met you, & I'm crazy, here's gps coordinates to my buried shipping container, don't call me on a cell
— Ferg (@christoferguson) February 15, 2014
Ferreting out The Truth
Behind my keyboard mild mannered
But give me a chance, baby
And I'll show you my gold standard#InfowarsValentines— The H2 (@TheH2) February 15, 2014
#InfowarsValentines
You're outta this world.
And so are most of the world leaders.
Seriously they're aliens.— Ferg (@christoferguson) February 15, 2014