Tweeters offer up #InfoWarsPickupLines

Want to ask out the deranged girl or guy wearing an Alex Jones t-shirt, but not quite sure what to say?

Try out one of these pick-up lines and you’re sure to succeed:

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

  • independencemp3

    Hey.. prepared. Hardshell Rubbers

  • mickeyco

    Wonderful tweets. Better ending to a not so great day. (Battle Hymn of the Republic was the only other plus.)

  • Ben Bollman

    Monsanto is conspiring with the government to keep me out of your pants.

    • Jillane Kent

      Speaking of pants, that’s not a “false flag” there….

  • CynicOwl

    I can bring a friend. He can be the second shooter on your grassy knoll. #InfowarsPickupLines

    • Mammytwoshoes

      Is that an Illuminati in your pants or are you
      just glad to see my New World Order??

  • Scott Carroll

    So, do you come here ofte…..wait…..shhhh! Did you hear that?

  • CO2 Producer

    I will fly you to the moon, my dear…which would be a first since no one’s been there before.

    • RDjackson

      nope ! they have! NASA started that conspiracy theory to make people think they didnt go there . when NASA went to the moon they brought back apollyon the antichrist spirit , they dont want people to know . See revelation 9:11 in the scriptures

  • Slapweasel

    Asking you not to wear heels isn’t a fetish. It’s all about the tripwire.

  • Slapweasel

    Wanna see my crank?

    *pulls out C.C. Radio*

  • LinTaylor

    The government’s plotting to kill you, and the only safe zone is my bed.

  • Slapweasel

    Your bug-out or mine?

  • monkeysworth

    Alex video on picking up women:

    • Ntr


    • MissDiane47

      Hahahaha ….. that’s awesome!!

  • CO2 Producer

    Show me your Bilderberg, baby, and I’ll let you control all my demolitions.

  • Slapweasel

    You’d look hot in a hazmat suit.

  • Slapweasel

    I think a star just fell from heaven. Seriously, NASA has been working on that for years.

  • Kyle Andrulonis

    Needs more sleeper cell references

  • Slapweasel

    I think Merriam and Webster are plotting to put U and I closer together.

  • alanhenderson

    Wanna see my magic bullet?

  • Voting Female

    What brand of night vision goggles are those?

  • NRPax

    Zionists are plotting to keep us apart. Let’s find an undisclosed location to defy them.

  • Right Wired

    Did you fall out of the sky from a black helicopter? #InfoWarsPickupLines

  • Right Wired

    Baby, aircraft aluminum melts at 640 degrees Celsius, but my heart melts for you at 98.6 #InfoWarsPickupLines

  • Right Wired

    Honey are you tired? Because you’ve been running around inside my bomb shelter all day. #InfoWarsPickupLines

  • Mike Peterson

    Can I get inside your bomb shelter #InfoWarsPickupLines

  • MrApple

    Did you hear about the New World Order; it’s you then me.

  • ⚔Christophuh⚔

    If he’s is being attacked, he must be doing something right.

    • Adela Wagner

      I’d attack Hitler if he were here….

      • RDjackson

        lol , not if you lived in 30s germany , youd mindlessly defend him just like you mindlessly defend obama ? remember , hindsight ……

        • Adela Wagner

          That was sarc at the post above mine. That if you are being attacked you must be doing something right.

  • lana ward

    Those on the left, the communists are afraid of Alex Jones and Pat Dollard. They expose the lies, deceit and Anti-America hatred Obama and his communist Gov have for this country!!! Keep up the good work, America needs you!!! Thanks!!!

  • Junie3

    #InfoWarsPickupLines Hey Baby, I want to infiltrate you like a dark secret inside the Bohemian Grove.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #InfoWarsPickupLines Yes, that IS an AK-47 in my pocket!! But I’m still happy to see you!!

  • j p

    Meet me in the grove?

  • SCinGB

    I would venture to guess that many conservatives here don’t trust Boehner, McCain, Pelosi, Harry Reid, Nanny Bloomberg, Chris Christie, Napolitano, Holder, Obama. How do we feel about our “guy” Rubio and his amnesty plan? Did you see that one coming?Basically, most of the congresscritters and other politicrats are untrustworthy. But you’re willing to trust that they aren’t doing more sinister things behind the scenes to screw you?

    They really don’t care about us. They care about their power and they will do anything to keep it.

    There are few politicians I trust. Don’t write off Alex Jones entirely.

    • gekkobear

      Do I trust them? No.

      Do I think they’re competent enough to set up nationwide secret massively complicated plans without a hitch as part of some overwhelming conspiracy? No.

    • EastValleyConservative

      No I don’t trust most of the CongressCritters. However, everything, and I mean everything is a conspiracy to Alex Jones, so even when he does come up with a valid point, it lads on deaf ears.

  • ManaMoffa

    STOP going after Alex Jones. Sure he’s a nut but he keeps young people from going full blown liberal

    • $47353571

      How does this possibly make any sense?

  • $47353571

    “I just called to NSA I love you”
    “No genetically enhanced seeds here baby. All natural and ready to rage war with you against population control.”
    “Wires aren’t the only things around here about to get tapped tonight.”
    “I got sunshine on a cloudy day. When its cold outside I’ve got the month of may. What can make me feel this way? Government controlled super antennas in Alaska that are controlling the weather!”