Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert sat down to commiserate about the brutal job of late-night host: the long hours, the sleepless nights, the danger, the low pay, the holidays missed with family, and the people you see at their worst.Never mind.
That’s first responders.
They’re television hosts.
You wouldn’t know it from the way they talk.
Stephen Colbert says that he's feeling better not hosting a late night show because "the old gig as I remember it was that to be lowered like carbon rods into a radioactive pool every day. And then to be pulled out and put in front of a camera and to eradiate it back at the… pic.twitter.com/IhzvSmdgN1
— Alex Christy (@alexchristy17) September 16, 2026
Later, Colbert hyped himself wearing a tan suit at the opening up of the Obama Library, which Kimmel had previously spilled wine on, "I thought it would be a nice joke, just for the president, to wear a tan suit. And I thought, oh, Jimmy Kimmel's so jealous how good a joke that… pic.twitter.com/PNuWB1SOhs
— Alex Christy (@alexchristy17) September 16, 2026
Then they had a giggle over Colbert wearing a tan suit to the opening of the Obama library. Obviously, that was an homage to the Obama tan suit. Leftists like to pretend that was some big meltdown by the right when in actuality, no one cared.
Then Kimmel 'accidentally' spilled wine on Colbert's hilarious suit. This is their idea of comedy.
Colbert, Kimmel Claim Drinking 'A Cup Of Poison' Is Part Of Late Night's Job https://t.co/Xe7dmjv60G
— Alex Christy (@alexchristy17) September 16, 2026
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"Our shows are named after us, but somehow we had no direction over content."
— Elbert Ssab (@ElbTubb) September 16, 2026
Yeah, right. Totally makes sense.
Glad these two idiots will lose their soapboxes
— Brian Craig 🇺🇸 (@BrianCraigShow) September 16, 2026
America will be better for it.
Yes, describe your job as being toxic and poisonous.
— Anonymous Troll Demon (@TrollDemonAnon) September 16, 2026
It won't kill you right away, but repeated exposure will surely make you sick. pic.twitter.com/zdAphjDSu9
Actually, that's the consequences for audiences who watch that dreck for years.
The Letterman beard. How original!
— Bill C (@Willnyc1000) September 16, 2026
Now how about a reprise of the dancing Covid vaccine syringe?
How about no?
2 narcissistic douchebags trying to to stay relevant on a platform that hasn't be relevant in more than a decade.
— RW Evans (@FakeAngelof) September 16, 2026
He could have stuck with the original formula and kept his personal politics at home. I bet he'd still be on the air.
— Not Jane Austen (@atwaSDOK) September 16, 2026
All Leftists feel it's their job to inject politics into literally everything.
…they are both their own biggest fans…and the smartest people they know…
— The Fourth Floor (@PhilMyman) September 16, 2026
I thought it was actually like a clown while reading a script written up for you everyday. All while being chauffeured to and from work and getting paid millions for losing millions.
— Optionyout (@Optionyout) September 16, 2026
That's a more accurate description.
They think they are like the soldiers storming the beaches in Normandy. Narcissistic, self fellating windbags.
— Steph K (@Stephen20770029) September 16, 2026
Actually, the war was fought to tamp down the ideals those two believe in.
2 blowhards, I’d rather poke my eyes out then watch them, i hope both continue to crash and burn
— incognito (@wd9vdkf27y) September 16, 2026
As they should.