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Monday Morning Meme Madness

FuzzyChimp
FuzzyChimp  |  6:00 AM on September 14, 2026

Monday is like ruining a perfectly good chocolate chip cookie with walnuts. It's just a weekday like any other, but the goodness is destroyed by dealing with all the nuts.

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 (Yeah, we know some of you like walnuts in your cookies … psychopaths.)

We don't have a way to stop Monday, but what we do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills we have acquired by plundering other people's posts over a very long career. We will find the suckiness of Monday, and we will kill it with the best memes, jokes, and clips we found on Twitter/X this past week.

Hey, at least we're trained.

We're not telling you which one is us. 😂

Well, that's because we're living the dream!

LOL! We're going to have to hear her side.

YES! 💀

That's a perfect Norm-alization of how nutty some people are over the Clancy murder case.

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At least we have the heroic holdout juror, and wow, did that ever take a fun turn this week!

Yep, the liberal harpy defenders of Clancy spent all week trashing the lone male holdout juror, creating an image in their heads of a white MAGA guy. He turned out to be a black dude, and it really couldn't be any funnier. 😂

HAHA!

The cat was carrying her, to be honest.

LOL. Okay, we were not prepared for that. 😂

That's what Forrest should have done with Jenny.

Translation: 'The video of the diver who scored a zero at an official competition is endlessly fascinating no matter how many times I watch it.'

We crack up every time we see this one. The look on his face and the landing … we're dying over here. 😂😂😂

We probably make that same face during the Monday morning meeting.

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LOL.

We laughed so hard at this that our internal food pouch hurts.

Guys … tears are coming out of our looking blobs. 😂

We nearly laughed our rearward-facing flesh cushions off!

'I need a taco!' 😂

We needed more dad jokes.

In fairness, her shows sound like 'I can't keep our secret any longer, Dr. Zayne' or 'The family of eight was gruesomely murdered in their home and nobody suspected Billy Dean Malvern'.

Amen! 😂

HAHA.

Translation: 'If you're having a rough day, I recommend you watch the tutorial by my friend Karin.'

We can't understand what she's saying, but we don't need to. Her laugh says it all. 😂

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The photo was altered with AI, but when we found the original, we laughed even more because the edit was unnecessary.

LOL.

Now that is pure poetry.

63? You gotta bring those numbers up! 😂

LOLOLOL!

That's hilariouth!

It started:

'How is my cat then?

Oh bro, she died.'

Bwahaha!

We've read that sign about five different ways, and we're still not sure which is funnier.

A lot is riding on whether 'smoking' is a verb or an adjective. 😂

Well played, sir. Well played.

Perhaps, someday, Elon Musk will develop an Eddie Vedder translator.

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It's essentially a 'How to become a Democrat' kit. 😂

LOL.

This is the only acceptable answer.

LOLOLOL!

You can't really argue with the logic.

Check out this clip from The Golden Girls for our throwback comedy selection of the week.

Betty White keeping it together while the other two lost it was perfect!

Whether you're enduring a virtual meeting, simply dragging your weekend-weary body through the first workday of the week, or free to decide what you do today, we're glad you joined us for some laughs to get the week started right.

See you next week, friends!

Until we meme again …