Canada’s prime minister, Mark Carney, has apparently decided the path back to the negotiating table runs through America’s group chat.
He's very angry about all of the mean memes Americans have been making.
We thought it had to be a parody or joke, too, but nope. It's legit.
JUST IN: Mark Carney declares Canada will only resume trade talks with the U.S. when Americans “stop doing memes”
— Polymarket (@Polymarket) September 1, 2026
After walking away from trade talks and watching the two countries slap tariffs on each other, Mark Carney’s big condition for restarting discussions is that the United States stop making memes, stop throwing shade, and start acting like grown-ups. That is a bold strategy from a government that just lost a deal and then tried to scold the internet into submission.
If the official Canadian position is that sovereignty is non-negotiable but jokes about geese are a deal-breaker, the memes are not going anywhere. They are just getting better material.
Case in point.
— Usually Right (@normouspenis) September 1, 2026
HAAAAAAA.
— Mr. Robinson (@CousinDanny615) September 1, 2026
Just doing my part! pic.twitter.com/TOYHbIml9i
— 👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 (@OfAthenry) September 1, 2026
Which means never lol pic.twitter.com/vVWiJXTJb5
— MAGAmemeTeam (@thecrussian) September 1, 2026
It has just been this all along: pic.twitter.com/SDi8IMO1CY
— DMac (@DanielMacl1n) September 1, 2026
He had to know it would only make us meme them harder, right?
So in other words, when pigs fly? pic.twitter.com/hY8NBAi5J7
— Raging Buffalo (@RagingBuffaloX) September 1, 2026
Recommended
Can we do maps? pic.twitter.com/sQm08q8yBd
— Brother Cheeks (@CheeksCowboy) September 1, 2026
So, we're not sure if we're allowed to use that meme, but we can't help it because it's hilarious. If we find out we can't use these memes, we'll apologize a lot.
— Teddy Peppercorn 🍊🇺🇸🇸🇯 (@thewrongbull) September 1, 2026
There it is.
We will stop doing memes as soon as Canada stops being so damn memeable. pic.twitter.com/3GcZ0AxqO4
— mark (@rhapsodyboard) September 1, 2026
Always stick with the classics.
— Wizzy Wiggy (@wizzy_wiggy) September 1, 2026
And fin.
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