Mike Rogers just dropped a Friday Night Lights ad that treats Michigan like Michigan, and Abdul El-Sayed’s old seminar notes are the opposing team.
The socialist Senate hopeful who once diagnosed America’s most popular sport as a toxic-masculinity factory with racism as the locker-room language — then, when the general election arrived, he suddenly loved football enough to dare a 63-year-old to play tackle with no pads.
That’s not a pivot.
That's just embarrassing ... especially when referring to Ohio State as just OHIO.
Yikes.
Rogers is out there in a winged helmet jacket saying the quiet part: football isn’t a hate crime, and men don’t belong in the girls’ pool. El-Sayed’s version of “the Michigan way” is lecture first, then pretend he was always the starting center.
Good luck selling that between the hash marks.
Football isn’t racist, and men don’t belong in women’s sports. Thats not the Michigan way. pic.twitter.com/0XfonIFP0o
— Mike Rogers (@MikeRogersForMI) August 29, 2026
We're not entirely sure why Abdul thought it was smart to thump his chest about his high school days but here we are.
Hey @MikeRogersForMI - clearly your teammates didn’t vote you captain. If they did, you would have said it in the ad. Probably had that beta energy back then, too.
— Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) August 29, 2026
I *was* captain. Football. Wrestling. Lacrosse.
(Thanks for repping my school, tho 😉) https://t.co/5IxocdmsuQ
Cringe. All the cringe.
Rogers fired back.
Nothing screams “alpha” quite like a 41-year-old desperately reminding everyone he was popular in high school.
— Mike Rogers (@MikeRogersForMI) August 29, 2026
Looks like someone peaked in high school. https://t.co/iSCtr6K2Ef
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