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Redsteeze Unleashes Grok to Permanently Brand Congress With the Tattoos They Deserve (It’s Brutal)

justmindy
justmindy  |  9:15 AM on August 19, 2026

Last night's primaries were a roller coaster, for sure! Incumbents lost and long shots won. 

Redsteeze decided to have a little fun with it all, and the results were, um, hilarious. 

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Soon to be former Congress Critter, Nancy Mace, revealed her own tattoo journey this week and imagine if others joined in.

Everyone's favorite egg freezer kicks it off.

Fetterman actually covered tattoos to run!

That goes hard.

That's funny, no matter who you are.

Harsh, but fair. (To provide context, some gangs allegedly tattoo tears on their face for each time they kill someone. Obviously, the woman and the bridge is a huge part of Kennedy lore).

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Just a few he could easily cover with his shirt sleeves.

All of her (husband's) favorite stocks.

Really thought she'd have some tribals. That's a huge miss.

Fang Fang will always have a place in Swalwell's heart. 

Omar should be from Philly because she loves that 'Brotherly Love'.

Pour one out.

Grok Is being kind to her physique in this one.

A legend in his own mind.

Honestly, we are all uncomfortable.

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In memory of the bodies she's collected.

True.

Mark Kelly wishes he was that cool.

It was hilarious!

True.

Simple and dainty for Mitt. 

That about sums it up.