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Swindler’s Tryst: X Users Clamor for SPLC Agent and Neo-Nazi Rom-Com Movie (Based on a True Story)

As we reported earlier Tuesday, one of the female higher-ups at the Southern Poverty Law Center allegedly transferred more than a million dollars to a male neo-Nazi. No surprise there, funneling money to leaders of hate groups is what the SPLC is notorious for. But there’s another wrinkle to the story: LOVE. It turns out the two were romantically involved. That has many online clamoring for a ‘based on a true story’ romantic comedy based on the cringey couple.

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Conservative commentator Matt Walsh hopes he’s got the ball rolling. (READ)

That’s what we’d like to know.

Posters have some casting ideas but unfortunately one of their favorite acting choices is no longer with us.

Then let’s hope Hallmark makes it, and not a major studio, so we can avoid that casting.

Some commenters are hoping that if it gets made, it’ll be a musical with a springtime release.

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Just mention ‘Nazis’ and New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani will secure Rockefeller Center for shooting at no cost.

Commenters have some great ideas for movie titles and art.

Amy Schumer needs to get on the phone to her agent.

Looks like a poster has already gotten started on a trailer. (WATCH)

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Call it ‘SPLC: The Funnel of Love.’

Bonus Time!

Here are some proposed SPLC rom-com movie titles from Twitchy’s Warren Squire:

1) ‘Looking for Mr. Reich’

2) ‘Swindler’s Tryst’

3) ‘Marryin’ an Aryan’

4) ‘Swastickled Pink’

5) ‘Fräudulent Fräulein’

6) ‘Hate Actually’

7) ‘You’ve Got Heil’

Please add your own proposed titles to ‘Comments’ section below.