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Blitzkrieg Opp: Graham Platner Wins Democrat Senate Primary and Credits ‘Love and Redemption’

Democrat Graham Platner handily won his party’s Senate nomination on Tuesday night. Platner earned roughly 71 percent of Democrat primary votes, on his way to easily trouncing former Maine Governor Janet Mills (who had unofficially withdrawn from the race) and little-known David Costello. The Nazi tat-for-tit Platner will now go tit for tat with incumbent Republican Senator Susan Collins in the November general election. Collins ran unopposed in the GOP primary.

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During Platner's victory speech, a new campaign theme emerged: Redemption. (WATCH)

Never underestimate the Democrat Party’s love for Nazis.

Posters noticed that the majority of the crowd fit a certain gray-haired leftist stereotype.

Those eerie eyes were erasing his new ink to get to the Totenkopf tattoo underneath.

Commenters were wondering what Platner meant by ‘redemption.’ There’s so much he needs to answer for after all.

His ‘road to redemption’ hasn’t even been paved yet.

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Posters are wondering what he's seeking redemption for since he's denied everything he's been accused of so far.

Wait, didn’t an infamous Austrian-born German already write a book whose title translates to ‘My Struggle’ in English? Might be an appropriate title for his latest campaign brochure.