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Maybe It Was That One Beer She Had Once: Chief Lies-A-Lot Liz Warren Takes a Tumble In the Senate

Grateful Calvin
Grateful Calvin  |  9:40 AM on July 31, 2025

During Joe Biden's (p)residency, it was sometimes difficult not to feel bad for him, watching him stumble around, fall down, and generally look like he belonged in the sun room of a rest home instead of the Oval Office. It felt a little bit heartless to laugh at him, given his age and infirmity. 

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However, he refused to resign (or his wife refused to let him), so we feel pretty justified in retrospect, mocking his obvious deterioration. 

The same goes for Fauxcahontas, Liz Warren. It's not that we like watching the elderly flail about. But when a person spends every waking moment lying about and berating half of the American people, calling us Nazis, and generally being a miserable scold, we're not going to hold back from having a good old laugh when she takes a spill. 

Which is exactly what happened to Warren today in the Senate. Watch:

Whoopsies! 

Maybe she was disoriented because all of her doom and gloom fearmongering about tariffs turned out to be complete fiction. Perhaps the weight of her recent lies about 'student loan forgiveness' became too much for her to bear. 

Or, it could have been that one sip of beer she had last year, trying to pretend she related to the average American. 

Whatever the cause, we weren't the only ones having a good old guffaw at Lie-awatha's inner ear imbalance. 

HA! 

A perfect response from The Lectern Guy, given what he was put through after January 6. 

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Her face may have been only 1/1024th red before, but it is 100 percent red now. 

Careful. Don't make her angry. She might go on the warpath. 

Almost certainly. 

And notice who was the very first to come over and help her up. The same Texas Senator whom Warren and other Democrats call an evil fascist basically every day. 

That he is. But they'll still call him a Nazi tomorrow. 

It didn't take long for the memes and parody videos to come out, and that's when we started laughing a LOT harder. 

OH, NO! She's out for a scalp! 

Thanks to Grok, we can even see what that would look like. 

A deadly combination. 

Our colleagues at Townhall had their own take on how her heap-big crash might have happened. 

LOL.

We know what a birdie is and an eagle. So, what's this? A thunderbird? 

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And there were a lot more golf videos to come. 

The cheers from the crowd are the chef's kiss of that one. 

This next one might have been the best golf video, with all of the ricochets before the ball lands ... ahem ... in the 'hole.'

HAAAAAAA. 

We guess that's one way to shut Spartacus up when he's throwing another tantrum. 

But maybe it wasn't an expert golf shot from President Trump that caused Warren's collapse. Maybe it was something far more sinister. 

OOF. That would knock anyone down. 

Then again, maybe Swalwell was just the fall guy here (no pun intended), like blaming it on the dog. (Sound up.)

A very plausible theory. 

No matter what caused Sacaja-liar to tumble, she's not exactly the epitome of gracefulness. 

Smooth as cornsilk, isn't she? Or is that 'maize' silk? 

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Shouldn't it be Falling Donkey? 

LOL. 

A perfect Far Side for the moment. 

Hey, don't feel shy about laughing. As we noted, we almost hesitated at first, too, but then we remembered how much she hates all of us and how much she lies to further her quest for power. 

We felt a lot better about laughing after that realization. (Also because she wasn't injured in the fall.)

But all jokes aside, Warren is 76 years old. She's not quite as decrepit as Biden or Nancy Pelosi yet, but she's not too far off. 

If she wants to retire and stop trying to destroy America, we will wish her nothing but a long and healthy life. 

But as long as Chief Stumbling With Pale Skin stays in the Senate and keeps gaslighting America, we'll keep laughing when she embarrasses herself.