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The world is watching ... an empty podium: Obama obnoxiously late for Syria speech

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Today, the White House announced the “army of one” would share more about his rock-paper-scissors strategy in a Rose Garden speech. Because President Obama is decisive and stuff.

Syri-ous You Guys.

Will the details be “just muscular enough not to get mocked“? Maybe we’ll find out … if he ever shows up.

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/373857175149346816

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/373861843204579329

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https://twitter.com/jrsalzman/status/373864767804305408

Hey, when Jay-Z calls, the president is gonna take it, OK?

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.