Isn’t he just precious? Eight people told him! Why, that’s almost as many people as attend Sandra Fluke rallies. Case. Closed.
Twitter users gasp for breath. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but Piers Morgan really abuses the privilege.
EIGHT whole people came up to pat you on the back, @piersmorgan? In Los Angeles? Wow. That really is a comprehensive slice of America!
— zoey (@zoeythegreat) January 28, 2013
Piers Morgan met 8 people picking over the arugula and they all decided that guns are icky. And the arugula was wilted. So there.
— Rachel (@esqcapades) January 27, 2013
https://twitter.com/OHCONSERVATISM/status/295653570060120064
And you do? MT @piersmorgan: Eight people came up, urging me to continue with gun control campaign. The @NRA does NOT speak for America.
— Greg (@senatorgreg) January 27, 2013
https://twitter.com/Fitz152/status/295653071244099585
Yes, look at the shelves, Piers. And what about that increase in NRA membership that you helped spark, Musket? Bless your heart.
200 ppl pointed and said "Look its that idiot Piers Morgan." MT @piersmorgan
Eight people came up to me at an LA market today, urging me to— Beverly ⭐⭐⭐ (@BeverlyHobbit) January 27, 2013
https://twitter.com/BenK84/status/295644162190090240
https://twitter.com/BenHowe/status/295652607337328640
I call bullshit. RT @RileyRebel129 @piersmorgan Eight people came to me at an LA market today, urging me to continue gun control campaign.
— Keith Burgin (@KeithBurgin) January 27, 2013
If 8 people had tried to invade your house you wouldn't be asking why someone needs a 10 round magazine. @piersmorgan
— Jim Jamitis ???? (@JimJamitis) January 27, 2013
@anthropocon @piersmorgan @NRA receives millions new membs in just mnths& piers talks to 8 ppl that agree with him & now knws what USA wants
— Dan Raunig ?? (@Danjoe55) January 27, 2013
@piersmorgan @NRA and 8 Californians and a #Brit speak for #Americans? Try again Piers. #NotHardly #2A
— Sylvan Rodriguez (@sylvanrodriguez) January 27, 2013
https://twitter.com/gopfirecracker/status/295642475547226112
Boom! Of course, lapdogs in the media ignored that.
@piersmorgan @NRA Funny thing Piers is you do not speak for me. The "Straw Men Eight" do not speak for me. "The Constitution does.
— Kswcg (@Kswcg) January 28, 2013
The “Straw Men Eight!” Oh, that’s perfect.
@piersmorgan @nra Wow Piers! 8 whole people in L.A. huh? I bet you could have said 28 in San Fran or Oregon! Try shopping in middle America!
— cdollarton (@CDollarton) January 27, 2013
Go out and mingle with the “unwashed masses“? That’s far too icky!
“@piersmorgan: Eight people came up to me at an LA market today, urging me to continue with gun control campaign. " Piers Morgan is an idiot
— Jay (@DVCaddict) January 27, 2013
Yes. Google search has already established that one.
https://twitter.com/lembas_n_coffee/status/295654093609897984
And a hashtag enters the hilarious mix.
#8PeopleToldMe another awesome hashtag compliments of @piersmorgan the #WhineyWanker of London
— Kurtis Marsh (@kurtismarsh) January 27, 2013
https://twitter.com/lembas_n_coffee/status/295656262107029504
https://twitter.com/lembas_n_coffee/status/295657479411474432
https://twitter.com/jamesrileyjr/status/295724614536024064
Keep it coming, Twitter! If you can somehow manage to carry on after learning about all eight people who allegedly support Musket Morgan. Of course, they may have only encouraged him in order to point and snicker at him. That seems most likely.