Sen. Dianne Feinstein’s list of “assault weapons” is currently about ten miles long, but why stop there? Here are some more that will no doubt be added in the near future:
#FeinsteinAssaultWeapons bad breath
— Proud American VMom (@votermom) January 24, 2013
https://twitter.com/Bidenshairplugs/status/294529280724045824
#FeinsteinAssaultWeapons I'm pretty sure high-capacity bunches of bananas are listed…
— J. Brenneman (@JBrenn) January 24, 2013
https://twitter.com/MrsDigger/status/294553359438979072
#FeinsteinAssaultWeapons
Smaller capacity ice cube trays. Who needs more than 5 ice cubes in a drink?— Skid Willie (@SkidWillie) January 24, 2013
#FeinsteinAssaultWeapons The United States Constitution
— I came; I saw; I got over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) January 24, 2013
#FeinsteinAssaultWeapons Cheerleaders from Bayonne, NJ, also known as Bayonnettes.
— Emile Husson (@emile_husson) January 24, 2013
https://twitter.com/KentAtwater/status/294544687300214784
https://twitter.com/tsj_washington/status/294544060520210433
High capacity staples 4 more than 20 sheets? RT @MattCVaHi: #FeinsteinAssaultWeapons Staplers containing more than 10 staples.
— Kay Brooks (@KayBrooks) January 24, 2013
https://twitter.com/GozaSC/status/294547001478086658
https://twitter.com/CzarZellem/status/294535579998240768
#FeinsteinAssaultWeapons Whatever she doesn't feel is necessary for HER protection. #hypocrite #2ndAmendment
— J. Brenneman (@JBrenn) January 24, 2013
Bingo.
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