A hammer #assaultweapon
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Kristina (@KristinaRibali) December 19, 2012President Obama and congressional Democrats are pushing harder than ever for a federal assault weapons ban, but what exactly constitutes an assault weapon? If we’re gonna ban them, we’d better know what they are! Helpful conservatives are pitching in with some great suggestions:
A baseball bat #assaultweapon—
Kristina (@KristinaRibali) December 19, 2012
A banana #AssaultWeapon #MontyPythonSaysSo—
Duane Lester (@Bodhi1) December 19, 2012
Water #AssaultWeapon—
(@BiasedGirl) December 19, 2012
@KristinaRibali Anything my aunt cooks. #assaultweapon—
copycat (@copycat042) December 19, 2012
A steak knife #assaultweapon—
Scott McLean (@ScottAMcLean) December 19, 2012
ObamaCare #AssaultWeapon—
Allan Bourdius (@allanbourdius) December 19, 2012
@KristinaRibali Nail file #assaultweapon—
Ian McNulty (@iMcNulty82) December 19, 2012
#assaultweapon Horses and bayonets—
Unrepentant Conserv (@UnrepentantCon) December 19, 2012
Just ask Geraldo. RT @KristinaRibali: A chair #assaultweapon—
Jim J (@anthropocon) December 19, 2012
Broken CFL Lightbulbs #AssaultWeapon—
Allan Bourdius (@allanbourdius) December 19, 2012
A newly-sharpened pencil #assaultweapon—
Scott McLean (@ScottAMcLean) December 19, 2012
Pillow #assaultweapon—
(@BiasedGirl) December 19, 2012
Peanut butter #assaultweapon—
Scott McLean (@ScottAMcLean) December 19, 2012
Bare hands #AssaultWeapon—
It's Only Words (@itsonlywords) December 19, 2012
Carbon Dioxide #AssaultWeapon—
Mattreyu (@mkidwell05) December 19, 2012
Christmas Ornaments #AssaultWeapon (Haven't you ever seen Home Alone?)—
Kemberlee Kaye (@red_red_head) December 19, 2012
#AssaultWeapon Microphones—
Nels (@debitking) December 19, 2012
Ironing board #assaultweapon—
Jeremy Kolassa (@JDKolassa) December 19, 2012
White bread #assaultweapon—
Scott McLean (@ScottAMcLean) December 19, 2012
Snide remark #assaultweapon—
Paulsy (@Paulsy01) December 19, 2012
Hot bacon grease #assaultweapon—
Madison (@BackLounge) December 19, 2012
Any former Disney star's car
#assaultweapon—
Nicole (@nicoleb977) December 19, 2012
Moxie #AssaultWeapon—
Jim J (@anthropocon) December 19, 2012
Sandra Fluke #assaultweapon—
Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) December 19, 2012
My mother-in-law's meatloaf #assaultweapon—
Kristina (@KristinaRibali) December 19, 2012
Watch out!
So, what’s it all boil down to?
BAN ALL THE THINGS! #assaultweapon—
Ashley Sewell (@TXTrendyChick) December 19, 2012
We’re in for a treat.
