As we told you last night, Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld was live-tweeting the debate. But what we didn’t know at the time was that he was live-tweeting it while under the influence, which somehow makes it so, so much better:
i'll be honest. i've been drinking. it's still not helping.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019
Here’s Greg on the entire field of candidates:
watching a democratic debate is the equivalent of being strapped to a gurney, with a machine above you that shoots raw vegetables into your face.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019
none of these candidates are prepared because they were too busy watching the impeachment inquiry.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019
I hate everything this country has done. okay – can i be a democratic candidate?
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019
this is when the debate turns into Speakers corner, and crazy people shout at the sky about chemtrails.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019
On Joe Biden (this first one was the tweet we included last night):
joe biden talks a like a ten year old telling you a dream he had the night before
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019
Infant day-care question — why isn't this directed at Joe Biden? he's the new granddad!!!
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019
Joe Biden should not be answering any questions, at all. according to science.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019
On Kamala Harris:
whats unfortunate is when Wikipedia says Kamala "is also a descendant of a slave owner from Jamaica.[10]"
Kamala Harris calls Tulsi Gabbard's Fox News appearances 'unfortunate' https://t.co/zL6o672K5l
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019
kamala is like me wandering a mall after drinking at a sports bar.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019
for Kamala, everyone is a criminal
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019
On the hosts:
would be cool to have some diversity among the hosts, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019
On Cory Booker:
kinda wish Booker was this strong at the start of this hellish process.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019
And even Eric Swalwell got a mention:
fossil fuels is exactly what @ericswalwell was trying to replace.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019
Maybe every debate should be live-tweeted while drinking?
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