RESOLVED: These excuse predictions for the Obamas film flop will crack you up

As we let you know earlier today, “Southside With You,” the film about The Obamas and their snooze-fest of a first date is a total flop. Shocker! Not, of course. So, now it’s time to ready ourselves for the sure-to-come lame excuses for box office bomb. First up? Because racist, guys!

Brace yourself for "audience is racist" news cycle.

— Holden (@Holden114) August 29, 2016

Ding, ding, ding!

How about "critics are racist".

— HandRolled (@ClintBretthauer) August 29, 2016

Heh. But, nah. That couldn’t be:

I'm sure the critics have drooled and climaxed all over this movie before they saw it.

— Holden (@Holden114) August 29, 2016

Gross. Are they typing up their reviews with only one hand? Double gross.

Or, is “because Trump” the new “because racist”?

"it has 90% on rotten tomatoes so clearly this because of Trump"

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) August 29, 2016

Snort.

"For the 2/3rds of you that stayed home, we can hear you also"

— Kris Kinder (@kris_kinder) August 29, 2016

Which excuse will media run with? Stay tuned. The predictions are funny because they will probably end up coming true. Lapdogs are predictable!