Slam-tastic! Obama late for speech as always; Reason is revealed; Update: Sajak for the win

Snort! As Twitchy reported, President Pants on Fire is speaking on the Obamacare train wreck and his “you can keep your plan” bald-faced lie.

Of course, he doesn’t even have the courtesy to keep a promise to show up on time.

Tardiness is the height of rudeness.

— Brian Wilson (@BrianWilson997) November 14, 2013

https://twitter.com/BradThor/status/401029122190614528

Obama can't even keep his promise to hold presser at 11:35. You'd have to be a lunatic to believe you can keep your insurance.

— The Curve Is Bent. Time to Free Us! (@NolteNC) November 14, 2013

Bingo.

Why was he late once again? Twitter reveals the answer!

Obama glued to Twitter, reading assessment of Obamacare fix previewed by WH aides. 'Man, THAT didn't go over well!' Now 30 minutes late!

— Joseph Curl ❎ (@josephcurl) November 14, 2013

Heh.

Breaking: sobbing Barack Obama refuses to let go of fake Greek column in storage room and go his press conference

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) November 14, 2013

Obama's late because he stared at the death spiral too long, and now his eyes are little pinwheels.

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) November 14, 2013

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"How the hell can a teleprompter have a 404 error?" – muffled cry from Obama ready room

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) November 14, 2013

Bam!

And an excellent exit suggestion:

Screen crawl should count up number of insurance policies canceled in real-time while Obama is late

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) November 14, 2013

Update: And Pat Sajak enters with the win:

https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/401027971676254209

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