Snark-tastic! As Twitchy reported, San Diego Mayor Bob “Filthy” Filner finished his sexual harassment therapy early. No, for reals.
https://twitter.com/andylevy/status/365955553891074050
Attention, women of San Diego: It is now safe to meet with Bob Filner privately http://t.co/XLySXZowo4
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) August 9, 2013
There's no way Filner entered therapy for a full week prior to Aug. 5. Someone told me they saw him that Tuesday.
— Kelly Davis (@kellylynndavis) August 9, 2013
Hmm. Fox News’ Andy Levy and Allahpundit imagined what happened during his “therapy.”
https://twitter.com/andylevy/status/365984422727659520
Bow-chicka-eww-eww!
@andylevy He’s like one of those people who picks up foreign languages instantly. He now speaks “sexual harassment.”
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) August 9, 2013
The breast whisperer?
Filner 2016: Any man capable of rehabbing this quickly is a man we can’t spare http://t.co/XLySXZowo4
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) August 9, 2013
Two words: “Governor Filner” http://t.co/XLySXZowo4
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) August 9, 2013
Heh.
Ace of Spades then entered the hilarious mix:
apparently Bob Filner was so good at sexual harassment that the professionals had little more to teach him.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 9, 2013
Double snark-tastic. Ace also rightly called out some “feminist” Democrat women (and Chris Matthews):
.@clairecmc When did you first hear of Bob Filner's harassment problem, and what did you do about it?
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 10, 2013
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the GOP has responsibility for a site it didn't create but you have no responsibility for your close colleague Filner? @NancyPelosi
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 9, 2013
In case you didn't notice, Nanny, The #WarOnWomen is calling from INSIDE THE HOUSE @RBPundit @NancyPelosi
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 9, 2013
.@nancypelosi Are we to believe you didn't know about your close colleague's personal #WarOnWomen despite your serving so closely with him?
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 9, 2013
.@nancypelosi if you had no knowledge about Filner, why are you afraid to declare it to be so? Afraid of contradiction?
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 9, 2013
#WarOnWomen Serious You Guys #BindersFullofWomen
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 10, 2013
we can see @sengillibrand's devotion to women in the military in her respectful silence for the military rape survivors Filner skeeved on
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 10, 2013
.@sengillibrand served with Filner for some years. Like 4. I'm pretty sure we can dig up a photo of them together.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 10, 2013
The Sisterhood of Solidarity has no interest in asking what Dems knew about Filner @mitchellreports @kellyo @NorahODonnell @hardball_chris
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 10, 2013
Natch.
And what about Andy Levy’s disturbing interpretation of Filner’s “rehab”?
RT @bobfilnermayor SO f'n HOTTTT!!! RT @andylevy "I now know this is wrong," Filner whispered as he ran his hands over the woman's breasts
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 9, 2013
Hilarious.
okay that wasn't a real retweet, obviously.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 9, 2013
But it’s funny because it really could be true!
Ace then took on Filthy Filner himself as only he can. Read and giggle madly:
Bob Filner likes his sex like he likes his reflexes: Involuntary.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 10, 2013
Bob Filner only had to do one week of sexual harassment therapy because he had a Groupon
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 10, 2013
Bob Filner gets into a woman's physical space like Shaq boxing out for a rebound
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 10, 2013
Bob Filner wants to do for San Diego what Paul Ruebens did to the back of a movie theater seat
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 9, 2013
If the sex therapy clinic let bob Filner out early, I want them all tested for Ruphenol
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 10, 2013
Maybe they "lost time" and think it was like four years
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 10, 2013
bob Filner is heading over to his former chief of staff's house to offer a token of apology… oh shit it's his dick in box
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 10, 2013
RT @bofilnermayor how high a dose of Ruphies does it take to blank a memory…? askin for a friend
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 10, 2013
@DLoesch and we're not sure about that 2 weeks either. It's looking shaky.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 10, 2013
@AceofSpadesHQ You mean he healed himself? Magical.
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 10, 2013
@DLoesch like Dorothy and Kansas, the power was always inside of him
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 10, 2013
James Woods is taking the "Over" in the Bob Filner Derby RT @RealJamesWoods 114,900
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 10, 2013
Snicker.
And win:
Let Bob Filner put his recovery into you
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 9, 2013
Never change, guys.
NRO’s Greg Pollowitz has a distressing exit suggestion:
. @AceofSpadesHQ Filner will be teaching a Learning Annex class with Weiner on "making a marriage work"
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) August 9, 2013
Oh dear. Stay tuned!
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