Oh, Shamnesty Snap!
Sen. Graham wasn’t the only one who received the brunt of Iowahawk’s jokes.
As I was flying in the air/ I met a man who wasn't there http://t.co/U511nAZkzv
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 24, 2013
Giggles! As Twitchy reported, NSA leaker Edward Snowden was a no-show on his flight to Cuba Monday morning. Journalists were trapped on the flight (a dry flight no less) with only an empty seat to comfort them. The hilarity was strong with this one.
Iowahawk kindly offered some suggestions.
Have you checked Al Capone's vault? RT @MiriamElder Boarding is over. Aeroflot agent says Snowden not on plane.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 24, 2013
ATTENTION JOURNALISTS I FOUND A TORTILLA THAT KINDA LOOKS LIKE SNOWDEN'S FACE #20bucksapeek
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 24, 2013
Awesome. His signature snicker-worthy snark continued:
Best thing about a 16 hour Aeroflot flight full of journalists? A 16 hour Aeroflot flight full of journalists. #sufferbitches
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 24, 2013
Snowden Safari proves once again that the only thing more comically inept than the White House is the media.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 24, 2013
Reality is not written by Aaron Sorkin. It's written by the Coen Brothers.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 24, 2013
1 empty seat, 187 empty heads. #JournoFlot
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 24, 2013
Snowden is cleverly disguised as every college roommate I ever had. #GenericIowaFace
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 24, 2013
And a warning for the world:
Warning to the rest of the world: if you don't hand over Snowden, MSNBC will call you a racist.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 24, 2013
Heed his warning, world. Or feel his wrath!
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