That’s right! In misogynist liberal-land, rape on campuses doesn’t even exist. Not the “real” kind, at least. Right, Bob Beckel? Twitter users decided to collect some other liberal life lessons today. Mockery: It is the best medicine. And the best way to shine a light on the dangers of liberalism.
https://twitter.com/GOPMommy/status/304624165141495808
Yep. It’s all hunky-dory if Alec Baldwin says it. Some of his best grants are black, so it’s totally OK.
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Obama's grades/papers in college were so stellar and amazing but he doesn't want to show anyone and show off.
— Young Conservatives (@YoungCons) February 21, 2013
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Conservative women aren't supposed to be pretty AND smart.
— ℒℴ?????? ? #WWG1WGA #TruthReigns #RigForRed (@LoriGirl_Texas) February 21, 2013
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals How to defend against rape using the Heimlich Maneuver, a Tic-Tac and some string.
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) February 21, 2013
Or some vomit feigning. And don’t forget those whistles!
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Running high powered weapons to foreign drug cartels is good. Owning high powered guns yourself is bad.
— Jo Anne moretti (@JoAnneMoretti) February 21, 2013
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Doubling Gas Prices can't be bad because the Media is ignoring your pain.
— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) February 21, 2013
Shhh. If you don’t talk about the rising gas prices, it isn’t happening!
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals – Women are not sex objects. (Unless your name is Clinton, Menendez, Weiner)
— My thing is… (@MoxieWill) February 21, 2013
They all have a (D) next to their names, silly!
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Children are burdens that hinder happiness – unless they can be used as props for political purposes
— prolificbreeder (@prolificbreeder) February 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/GOPMommy/status/304616919691051010
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals if the government does not fund something , it is banned.
— Area Man (@lheal) February 21, 2013
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Tolerance and open mindedness are all-important. Except for any ideas that contradict liberalism.
— prolificbreeder (@prolificbreeder) February 21, 2013
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals The dignity of the office of POTUS was overrated.
— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) February 21, 2013
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals – What happens in Benghazi stays in Benghazi.
— My thing is… (@MoxieWill) February 21, 2013
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism, unless there is a liberal in office.#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals
— Area Man (@lheal) February 21, 2013
And, win.
#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals The chicken crossed the road because it's Bush's fault and you're a racist.
— Young Conservatives (@YoungCons) February 21, 2013
Because, Bush. And racism, natch.
Keep them coming, Twitter!
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