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Sad-face Obama's latest email: 'I don't want to lose this election'

Oh, dear. Did someone mistakenly send out a page torn from President Obama’s tear-stained diary?

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Nope, not kidding! The latest email from Team Obama is full of sad-face. How can you disappoint him like this, America? He doesn’t want to lose this election!

But, wait! No worries. You can all breathe a sigh of relief: President Obama will be “doing just fine,” he claims. Pitifully.

It’s not about him, but it’s totally all about him. He’ll be fine, though. Maybe. As he’s curled up in a corner, quietly weeping. Sniffle.

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Exactly.

And, bingo. Hence, Sad Obama.

Here  is a tip for you, President Obama: You’d better get used to the idea of losing. On the plus side, America wins.

 

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