Move over, Chuck Norris facts! There is new hotness in town: Paul Ryan facts.
I logon, 1st tweet I see. Yes, it's gonna be a good day. RT @lheal #PaulRyanFacts Paul Ryan sharpens a knife with his steely gaze.
— Kristi Assange. Ω (@AltAnalyst) August 14, 2012
A good day, indeed. As Twitchy reported, President Obama frantically tweeted out “FACTS” about Paul Ryan, in a fit of terrified meltdown, the other day. Twitter users helped the president out with some true facts about President Obama.
Now, they are offering up Paul “terrifies the Left” Ryan facts. And, boy, are they awesome.
https://twitter.com/amylutz4/status/235403025399816192
https://twitter.com/amylutz4/status/235399380105048064
https://twitter.com/gsainer/status/235402039528677377
Paul Ryan saved a cat from being stuck in a tree. By teaching it to climb down itself. #PaulRyanFacts
— J (@JustenCharters) August 14, 2012
Paul Ryan hunts with a bow, because using his bare hands would be unfair to the deer. #PaulRyanFacts
— Area Man (@lheal) August 14, 2012
https://twitter.com/kesgardner/status/235449193928466432
#PaulRyanFacts Paul Ryan has a pet honey badger.
— Tanner ? (@Brumbarger) August 14, 2012
https://twitter.com/critterman76/status/235420828198658048
Chuck Norris wears Paul Ryan pajamas #PaulRyanFacts
— Brandon Kiser (@Kiser) August 14, 2012
Arachnophobia is the fear of spiders. Claustrophobia is the fear of tight spaces. Liberalism is the fear of Paul Ryan. #paulryanfacts
— Angela Morabito (@AngelaLMorabito) August 14, 2012
Bingo! More, please, Twitter!
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