Ask and receive hilarity: Democrats ask 'why are you a Democrat?'

Oh, dear. The Democrats never learn, bless their hearts. Today they asked people to offer up reasons why they are Democrats.

And Twitter didn’t disappoint. Ask, and ye shall receive!

#ImADemocratBecause Hank Johnson is the smartest guy I know.

— Jim Jamitis ???? (@JimJamitis) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause we need to silence forever people who disprove things I want to be true.

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause I need someone to tell me what to eat and drink or else I'd fall victim to freedom – horrible, horrible freedom.

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause I want to legalize pot but ban the junk food pot smokers want

— Kerry Picket (@KerryPicket) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause I know what's better for you than you do.

— Teri Christoph (@TeriChristoph) June 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/Pezric/status/209729740125372416

#ImADemocratBecause life is so much easier without a moral compass.

— Teri Christoph (@TeriChristoph) June 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/gopmommy/status/209729722547060737

#ImADemocratBecause I relate better to jackasses than elephants

— dregulate (@dregulate) June 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/scottdstone/status/209729425913298945

Yes, like these.

https://twitter.com/LachlanMarkay/status/209721436464611329

The most unintentionally hilarious tweet ever. https://t.co/hxLXl4yD

— RBe (@RBPundit) June 4, 2012

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Oh, our sides!

The conservative hilarious truth-telling continues.

#IamADemocratBecause thinking is hard. I prefer someone else do it for me.

— RBe (@RBPundit) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause Stealing your money is okay when the gov does it for me.

— Chris (@d0gmah) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause I think MSNBC and NBC actually report the news

— Marc T Grove (@MarcTGroveSr) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause I think making "rich people" less rich somehow makes the poor less poor. Don't ask me how. I have no idea.

— RBe (@RBPundit) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause I am pro-science but anti-math.

— Jim Jamitis ???? (@JimJamitis) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause I love losing to Scott Walker more than once.

— Seth (@dcseth) June 4, 2012

Boom! We bet that one stung. Beautiful.

https://twitter.com/reza_rezvani/status/209733163616960512

Indeed! More please, Twitter!