Occupiers at NATO Summit no match for Capitalist Pig's Jonathan Hoenig; Hilarity ensues; Update: Violence erupts, police move in

Captain Trashcan Lid Man!

Oh, our aching sides! Capitalist pig Jonathan Hoenig, a regular on Fox News, is providing live, on-scene coverage of the Occupiers in Chicago. The Occupiers have descended on Chicago to protest the NATO Summit. As Twitchy reported earlier, they even brought clowns. *shudder*

https://twitter.com/#!/JonathanHoenig/status/204295485438164992

https://twitter.com/#!/JonathanHoenig/status/204270936155893761

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Peaceful!

https://twitter.com/#!/JonathanHoenig/status/204263825749446656

Swooning.

He continues with a play-by-play.

https://twitter.com/#!/JonathanHoenig/status/204252918059241472

https://twitter.com/#!/JonathanHoenig/status/204304177109794817

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https://twitter.com/#!/ajwink/status/204282768216170497

If you aren't following @JonathanHoenig and his coverage of the #ows clowns in Chicago, why? #forthegreatergood

— Ryan Petty (@rpetty) May 20, 2012

Yep. Listen to him and follow along with @JonathanHoenig.

And speaking of clowns.

https://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/204241957688582144

Huh? The support of the ever-influential puppeteer bloc! Worse than clowns? You decide.

Also giving a play-by-play of the Occupiers at the NATO Summit.

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RT @emzanotti: One sign says 'Birth Control Not Bombs.' We are all eugenicists now. #nato

— Sissy Willis (@SissyWillis) May 20, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/emzanotti/status/204274797994192897

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She’s a giver. Thanks, Emily!

UPDATE:

MT @missADelgado: Props to @jonathanhoenig who has withstood #OWS stench to bring us live reporting // Have to go soon. Police moving in

— Jonathan Hoenig (@JonathanHoenig) May 20, 2012

Stay safe, Jonathan!

https://twitter.com/#!/JonathanHoenig/status/204340059607019522

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