Kamala (she's definitely running) Harris is trying to do her Southern accent again and she's still terrible at it. 

She's not from the South. Why does she keep trying that? It's so dumb. 

All it does is make her look fake.

She's a fake coconut.

So do people who vote for her. 

Indeed. It's best not to even try.

She won't go away. In the South, they say 'she like something Ajax wouldn't even take off'.

She never learns. 

That's the perfect description. 

Stupid and dull. 

A fair appraisal of her current standing.