Worse. Definitely worse.
Spotted: John Kerry riding girls' bike on Nantucket over the weekend…lookin' good http://t.co/GgQLJbpZ0W
— Eliana Johnson (@elianayjohnson) August 4, 2014
“Can I get me a ‘riding a girls bike in flip flops and khakis’ license?”
http://instagram.com/p/rP0nDYNDpU/
Come on, man. It’s even pink.
The photographer was awarded three Purple Hearts just for having to see this in person.
@elianayjohnson @AceofSpadesHQ Oh good Lord if that pic is legit PLEASE get that sucker viral!
— Where's Yo Dolla (@tokm) August 4, 2014
https://twitter.com/BrandonStahl1/status/496432079367045120
https://twitter.com/n8sebaka/status/496436027557703681
@elianayjohnson John Kerry looks to be wearing Depends adult diapers @AceofSpadesHQ
— Pray For Life (@Pray_4_Life) August 4, 2014
@elianayjohnson looking better there than here pic.twitter.com/dhApQyLV67
— The Blonde Monster (@Pensgirl84) August 4, 2014
At some point, John Kerry’s eyebrows will be fully vertical.
@elianayjohnson @AceofSpadesHQ Naw, that's Ron Perlman
— Ming The Merciless (@peakeman) August 4, 2014
Yeah, not so much. More like…
Either way, Kerry’s picture is even worse than this one of his boss.
Meanwhile in Russia, Vladimir Putin is all…
https://twitter.com/motionview/status/496444166235095040
Heh.
Update:
Dying – That needs a #CaptionContest – RT @elianayjohnson: Kerry riding girls' bike, Nantucket http://t.co/n0PrL8mwbs http://t.co/G1jlquLlgg
— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) August 4, 2014
https://twitter.com/kdamageinc/status/496435953892741120
@kdamageinc @Cameron_Gray @elianayjohnson I don't get it, what did you change?
— Seth Levy (@letsgoskatepool) August 4, 2014
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