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Another fine picture of John Kerry, man of action [pics]; Update: New tweets

Worse. Definitely worse.

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“Can I get me a ‘riding a girls bike in flip flops and khakis’ license?”

http://instagram.com/p/rP0nDYNDpU/

Come on, man. It’s even pink.

The photographer was awarded three Purple Hearts just for having to see this in person.

https://twitter.com/BrandonStahl1/status/496432079367045120

https://twitter.com/n8sebaka/status/496436027557703681

At some point, John Kerry’s eyebrows will be fully vertical.

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Yeah, not so much. More like…

peewee

Either way, Kerry’s picture is even worse than this one of his boss.

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Meanwhile in Russia, Vladimir Putin is all…

putin-likes-speed-in-2010-he-took-a-test-drive-of-a-renault-formula-one-car-a-racing-track-in-leningrad-he-reached-the-maximum-speed-of-240-km-per-hour

https://twitter.com/motionview/status/496444166235095040

Heh.

Update:

https://twitter.com/kdamageinc/status/496435953892741120

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