Brandon Darby's naked snake fight [photo]

Breitbart News writer Brandon Darby says he fought a snake in his bathroom. Naked.

You’re welcome, ladies.

This creature was in my towel and our interaction ended my bathing experience abruptly pic.twitter.com/eq9h0ljgCU

— Brandon Darby (@brandondarby) May 3, 2013

Winner: Darby.

I just jumped out of the shower and fought and killed a 3 ft snake in my bathroom while I was naked. #OnlyInTexas

— Brandon Darby (@brandondarby) May 3, 2013

One follower offers a warning:

https://twitter.com/coloradorebecca/status/330421082769211392

Darby is prepared.

@coloradorebecca @Tark31 Then I will kill more

— Brandon Darby (@brandondarby) May 3, 2013

@EWErickson @Stranahan It was a rat snake. They fight and sound like a rattler. I was worried about certain things. Now I feel like Conan

— Brandon Darby (@brandondarby) May 3, 2013

Heh:

@brandondarby Two proofs you are no longer a leftist: you kill snakes and you bathe.

— Jackson (@jackson_clan) May 3, 2013

Days like this make me wish @katiepavlich was here to protect me. She would've shot that snake with her AR-15.

— Brandon Darby (@brandondarby) May 3, 2013

I'm pretty sure that snake was an anarchist or somehow a supporter of the Occupy movement.

— Brandon Darby (@brandondarby) May 3, 2013

(Hat tip: Lee Stranahan)