Breitbart News writer Brandon Darby says he fought a snake in his bathroom. Naked.
You’re welcome, ladies.
This creature was in my towel and our interaction ended my bathing experience abruptly pic.twitter.com/eq9h0ljgCU
— Brandon Darby (@brandondarby) May 3, 2013
Winner: Darby.
I just jumped out of the shower and fought and killed a 3 ft snake in my bathroom while I was naked. #OnlyInTexas
— Brandon Darby (@brandondarby) May 3, 2013
One follower offers a warning:
https://twitter.com/coloradorebecca/status/330421082769211392
Darby is prepared.
@coloradorebecca @Tark31 Then I will kill more
— Brandon Darby (@brandondarby) May 3, 2013
@EWErickson @Stranahan It was a rat snake. They fight and sound like a rattler. I was worried about certain things. Now I feel like Conan
— Brandon Darby (@brandondarby) May 3, 2013
Heh:
@brandondarby Two proofs you are no longer a leftist: you kill snakes and you bathe.
— Jackson (@jackson_clan) May 3, 2013
Days like this make me wish @katiepavlich was here to protect me. She would've shot that snake with her AR-15.
— Brandon Darby (@brandondarby) May 3, 2013
I'm pretty sure that snake was an anarchist or somehow a supporter of the Occupy movement.
— Brandon Darby (@brandondarby) May 3, 2013
(Hat tip: Lee Stranahan)