Please, no: Debbie Wasserman Schultz talks Spanx with Bill Burton, Brad Woodhouse

Yes, please. Make it stop. For the love of everything ever, make it stop.

This morning, fresh off his Papa John’s attack, DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse linked Kathleen Parker’s absurd column warning Sen. John McCain and other Susan Rice critics against “ganging up on a highly qualified black woman.” Parker sneered, “McCain’s opinion about Rice’s qualifications is only slightly less compelling than his thoughts on Playtex vs. Spanx.”

Enter Bill Maher-loving Obama Super PAC shill Bill Burton, who totally gets the ladies and their glorified girdles.

.@woodhouseb you're brave to retweet a link that includes the word "Spanx" (which I didn't know required capitalization until this morning).

— @billburton (@billburton) December 5, 2012

But wait … unfortunately there’s more. DNC chair and Obama-fave Debbie Wasserman Schultz just had to get in on the Spanx kaffeeklatsch with a little lady parts peddling.

.@billburton716 @woodhouseb Hmmm-betting neither of you knew what Spanx were until the tweet! Billion dollar woman-led company. #justsayin

— Debbie Wasserman Schultz (@DWStweets) December 5, 2012

Thank goodness the DNC chair has laser-like focus on the important issues … like Spanx trivia.

Let 'em know @DWStweets! @billburton716 @woodhouseb #justsayin #spanx

— Holly Robinson Peete (@hollyrpeete) December 5, 2012

There’s no hour of the day that’s not too early for this.