After coming under fire for a bigoted tweet about Mitt Romney’s “magic underwear”, noted religious scholar Cher finally decided to find answers to her questions about those darn secretive Mormons. Apparently she now considers herself fully qualified to fill us in on Mormon “tenants.”
Do they pay the rent on time? Are they considerate neighbors? Do they clean up after their pets? C’mon, Cher. We’ve got to know!
The incoherent diva also shared her thoughts on Paul Ryan and his supposed devotion to Ayn Rand’s “tenants” (debunked here).
Besides his"All American"fake
Charm"Ryan would do as much Damage 2 the U.S. as any of the dictators we abhor!He want to make Mitt'sTax Rate— Cher (@cher) August 15, 2012
0.8%,which amounts to $200.000
On $22MILLION! The deficit of $4.6 trillion will be absorbed by cuts 2 medicare,food stamps,cuts in police &— Cher (@cher) August 15, 2012
Firefighters pensions & on & on! How can u b a true person of faith if u take from the poor to Give 2 the Rich! Also his long time devotion
— Cher (@cher) August 15, 2012
Ayn Rand is disconcerting!her main tenant was "Morality of Capitalism,Survival of the fittest,read the Fountain Head!a celebration of
— Cher (@cher) August 15, 2012
We’re not really familiar with Rand’s time as a landlord, but we’re guessing she wasn’t big on the idea of rent control.
Aggressive Dominance! I thought the reason we came to america was religious freedom,but now it seems there is only ONE WAY 2 get 2 HEAVEN !
— Cher (@cher) August 15, 2012
Oh, and what’s that Cher?
ONL As Born Again Christians!
What Will happen 2Jews, Catholics,Mormons?They r not born again!What will happen 2 the rest of us!Please tell— Cher (@cher) August 15, 2012
Me,where do Good ppl go?Mormons Baptize Dead ppl,so they can b member of the true Church & b able 2 go 2 1 of their 3 Heavens!Can u explain
— Cher (@cher) August 15, 2012
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We’ll make a deal with you, Cher. You try writing comprehensible tweets and we’ll do our best to explain them.
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