Oh, the drama!
Early Tuesday morning, Cher sent a tweet to Perez Hilton wondering if they were “in a fight.” Only it wasn’t supposed to be a public tweet.
Realizing she’d botched her direct message to the gossip blogger, Cher begged her followers to stop retweeting her Twitter faux pas.
SO dumb!Thought was sending it ONLY PH!Embarrassed Lovelies this is NO DRAMA! IF We R TRU FRIENDS LET IT DIE NOW! NO RT SHOW MORAL COMPASS !
— Cher (@cher) July 24, 2012
Oopsies!
As u say 2 me,HATERS GOTTA HATE! Wish they were nice but they're Not someX's FunnyRT@Trishke1993:cher twt me somethng I cn tell haters plz?
— Cher (@cher) July 24, 2012
Go'n sleep!Think I've done enough stuipid stuff 4 1 day! Will i EVER UNDERSTSND all FKNG TWEET Rules, etiquette?How 2 send 2 Only1 person
— Cher (@cher) July 24, 2012
Will Cher ever understand Twitter? We’re guessing (and hoping) that’s unlikely. At this point, baffling tweets and Twitter blunders are Cher’s trademark. But this time, no one was more baffled than Hilton:
@cher Huh? Fight???? No. Why? About what? You're Cher! I LOVE Cher!
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) July 24, 2012
All that embarrassment for nothing? Yep:
@Cher C! This —-> https://t.co/rNrWumhk Ughhh. People making up lies on Twitter! #YouKnowPerezLovesCher
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) July 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/_JohnStone/status/227682035911774209
Here there be trolls:
https://twitter.com/hoetbh/status/227579829380325376
Here’s the fake retweet that set all this drama in motion:
https://twitter.com/hoetbh/status/227580431535587328
Don’t listen to the troll, Cher!
ITS TRUE IM DYSLEXIC & some of u have a problem following me !I am who i am! Dyslexia is no joke ! If i had Some1 twt 4 me whats the point
— Cher (@cher) July 24, 2012
Phew. We can count on Cher to continue tweeting incoherent rants about Romney’s “tea bagger masters” and “magic underwear.” Crisis averted.
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