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WATCH: Florida man kicked off of a United Airlines flight for wearing thong panties as a mask

You see, you can wear a cloth mask on an airplane just not *that* as cloth as a mask. Got it?

The *that* being a red thong:

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United said the thong “clearly wasn’t in compliance with the federal mask mandate”:

Here’s the video. . .

“Sir, are you wearing women’s underwear?”:

And a hero is born:

And LOL:

Maybe someone can explain to us just how much better a cloth mask really is than a pair of panties, because we don’t see it:

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At least some airline CEOs are pushing back on this nonsense:

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