Not The Babylon Bee: Sean Penn calls on the Vatican to impeach evangelical Christians

Greg P. | 8:38 PM on February 14, 2021

Actor Sean Penn called on the Vatican to impeach evangelical Christians “if they themselves don’t follow Nikki Haley’s lead & clearly state they should not have followed Satin [sic] into the bowels of hell”:

Evangelical leaders should themselves be impeached by the Vatican if they themselves don’t follow Nikki Haley’s lead & clearly state they should not have followed Satin into the bowels of hell. But, perhaps they are too busy at sex parties.

— Sean Penn (@SeanPenn) February 13, 2021

Who wants to tell him?

Been laughing about this for hours. This is the best of humanity https://t.co/HpfVaz89dc

— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair ? (@senatorshoshana) February 14, 2021

Because, you know, this thing has kind of already been decided, “Spicoli”:

If Evangelicals were impeached by the Vatican, we'd take it as a badge of honor, Spicoli. https://t.co/yXQ5dv3rjg

— Eric Michael Garcia (@EricMGarcia) February 14, 2021

Open a history book, maybe?

Quick, someone tell Sean Penn about Martin Luther. Give him a copy of 'Dawn to Decadence' and tell him to read the first couple chapters. Please, anything. It's too painful to watch. https://t.co/usgynnfSKW

— Nick Kolakowski (@nkolakowski) February 14, 2021

Even funnier, however, is the misspelling of Satan as “satin”:

Hail Satin! https://t.co/vj9DIDAD2Z

— Matt Dawson (@SaintRPh) February 14, 2021

And on a positive note, he’s bringing America together:

It brings me great joy knowing both the Right and Left are dunking on this dum dum Sean Penn. #Unity https://t.co/8hYHnmhUxE

— (((Jason Rantz))) on KTTH Radio (@jasonrantz) February 14, 2021